(via haliameguid)Source: brilliantinemortality
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
(via mishamused)Source: witchlingfumbles
This starts out as an interesting Disney a capella tribute, then it immediately becomes clear they’re doing *men* of Disney, which is a much over-looked category, and then BAM! Pitch-Slapped by the sassiest Ariel ever. Aw yiss.
I might be slightly too obsessed with this.
I must reblog this every time, and I think the Ariel looks and acts like Dan Dan :)
I didn’t even get through “Circle of Life” before reblogging.
Ok ok, Ariel won me over
I’ve probably reblogged this 300 times already, but I’ll do it 300 more.
Now I need a fic where Will and Hannibal switch clothes.
NO! Better! I need a fic where Hannibal and Will get into an accident of some sort where they are hospitalized, and when they wake up they wake up in each other’s bodies. Feeling uncomfortable in each others clothes they dress like they would if they were in their own bodies. And have to eventually go through each others lives until they could figure out how to switch back.
That’s it, I’m writing it.
So… yeah, I think I’ll get started on that…
WHAT IF other planetary bodies orbited our world at the same distance as the moon?
whoa Jupiter kinda in my personal bubble thanks
Jupiter would actually be terrifying.
Is that Earth orbiting Earth
And then THERES JUPITER.
(via slyveryth)Source: porygon-d
I’m like an apple.
I should come with a warning label.
Caution: bruises easily.
Caution: if pulled at, stem will
Caution: likes to fall.
Caution: meant for tempting.
Caution: skin and rind fit best
Caution: a thing of knowledge still
On my red days, I see
green with envy.
On my green days, I see
red with rage.
On my in-between days, I succumb
to gravity and
sink. Don’t come near, I’ll fall
on your head like Newton’s,
I’ll hit you to the floor. Come closer, I’ll
fit your hands perfectly like Eve’s.
Sing the two syllables, apply
them to your everyday—one of me
keeps the doctor away, two and maybe
the devil won’t stay.
Caution: paradise is theory and
hunger a blood and flesh thing.