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today in math class, I didn’t understand the work so I started doing this to pass the time (and also to make it look like I was doing something). my intent was to fill up the whole paper, but before I finished my math teacher came behind me, took my pencil, and wrote the bottom.
That is actually really inspirational
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
Ben Howard | Move Like You Want (Live)
The Wonder Years There, There - X
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone
Title: Bloody Shirt
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Music: "Bloody Shirt (BASTILLE Remix)" by To Kill A King
Summary: Cecil wasn’t the first Night Vale radio host, after all.
Notes: Thanks to Alex/maladyofthequotidian for encouraging me from the very beginning to make this and scribe for being the one to actually get me to finish it.
I made a compilation of scenes from the entire first season of Hannibal and removed eveything that had people in it.
I present you… Hannibal. Without people.
Music by David Firth
this is so beautiful and smart every fannibal needs to spend a few minutes watching this whole video, it’s perfect, just push play.
this is fucking gorgeous, a testament to what stunning filmmaking hannibal is
"If you walk into a whorehouse and find yourself getting sucked off, it’s because you put some money on the counter, not because the gods transported a pair of lips to your cock."
"That’s… a really incredible metaphor, Jean, but I think I could use some help translating it."
"What I’m saying is, we have a duty to accept on faith, but also a duty to weigh and judge. Once you insist that some mundane thing was actually the miraculous hand of the gods, why not treat everything that way? When you start finding messages from the heavens in your breakfast sausages, you’ve thrown aside your responsibility to use your head."-
Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves
If you excuse the language and explicit imagery, this is one hell of an amazing quote from the inimitable Jean Tannen (and Locke Lamora).
"Two Secret Service agents track down mysterious objects at the behest of a warehouse caretaker who oversees a top-secret facility in South Dakota that houses strange and powerful relics collected by the U.S. government in this sci-fi comedy-drama."
2x01 - Time Will Tell
2x02 - Mild Mannered
2x03 - Beyond Our Control
2x04 - Age Before Beauty
2x05 - 13.1
2x06 - Around the Bend
2x07 - For the Team
2x08 - Merge with Caution
2x09 - Vendetta
2x10 - Where and When
2x11 - Buried
2x12 - Reset
Christmas Special: Secret Santa
3x01 - The New Guy
3x02 - Trials
3x03 - Love Sick
3x04 - Queen for a Day
3x05 - 3… 2… 1
3x06 - Don’t Hate the Player
3x07 - Past Imperfect
3x08 - The 40th Floor
3x09 - Shadows
3x10 - Insatiable
3x11 - Emily Lake
3x12 - Stand
Christmas Special: The Greatest Gift
4x01 - A New Hope
4x02 - An Evil Within
4x03 - Personal Effects
4x04 - There’s Always a Downside
4x05 - No Pain No Gain
4x06 - Fractures
4x07 - Endless Wonder
4x08 - Second Chance
4x09 - The Ones You Love
4x10 - We All Fall Down
4x11 - The Living and the Dead
4x12 - Parks and Rehabilitation
4x13 - The Big Snag
4x14 - The Sky’s the Limit
4x15 - Instinct
4x16 - Runaway
4x17 - What Matters Most
4x18 - Lost & Found
4x19 - All the Time in the World
4x20 -The Truth Hurts
5x01 - Endless Terror
watch this every time you feel sad
"good lord what’s happening"