The Canadian bobsled team.
Justin Kripps’ website was banned in Russia after he posted this photo of himself and teammates.
<we interrupt this Sherlock blog to bring you a picture of the Canadian bobsled team in their underwear>
The guy on the bottom purposely pushes his butt into the guy’s crotch, and watch his face react.
"You’re really trying to give me a boner, aren’t you?"
the gay agenda has advanced
it’s better because it’s Canada and Russia
Various things collected from family members and friends over the years:
1) To Make A Husband Stay Home
Mix sugar and cinnamon together. Write the husband and wife’s names on a paper 9x, roll it up and put it in a bottle of holy water with the sugar and cinnamon. Bury it under the back step.
2) To Keep a Person Working
Write the name of the boss 3x and the worker 4x. Pour honey and cloves and cinnamon around a red candle. Light the candle. Burn the paper.
3) To Make Someone Love You
Mix powdered worm and ground John the Conqueror root together. Put them in a small bag and wear it around your waist.
4) To Punish an Enemy
Take their used underwear, hang it up, and beat it with a hackberry or cherry switch. They’ll be too sore to get out of bed.
5) To Overpower Your Enemy
Put 13 nails (can be different sizes) in a black bottle filled with well water. Write the name of your enemy 13 times on 13 pieces of paper and put them in the bottle. Bury it upside down in your enemy’s yard.
6) To Get Rid of a Bad Roommate
Sweep behind them every time they leave a room. Alternately, take their shoe and throw it into an abandoned graveyard.
7) To Break Up a Friendship
Take 3 lemons and cut one end off (squeeze them a little). Write one person’s name 8x on paper one way and the other person’s name 8x the other way across it. Do this 3 times. Roll them up and put them in the end of the lemon. Bury the lemons in your yard and pour 0.5 cups of vinegar on them every day at 1pm. The friends will fight and part company.
when you find out your friend shares your kinks
I had a substitute teacher for bio today and his name was Dean omfg
you could say he was sub!dean
in one sentence you basically said what i’m looking for in a fic
Cas’s voice is slowly becoming less gruff, you know who else’s voice isn’t gruff? 2014!Cas
What? No! Stop!
Please don’t make me start crying again
I don’t want to make this about Supernatural, but…
remember that time when sam was so depressed and in such a huge pit of despair and hopelessness and loss that he was in the process of committing suicide and then was he like loljk bc dean asked him not to
or that other time when sam was about to complete his metamorphosis into the boyking ruby wanted for him to become and all it took for sam to stop and betray and kill his mentor of over two years was to hear the sound of his brothers voice and then he went oops sry ruby gotta stab you cuz dean said so bye
Just Dean checking out Sam and Sam checking out Dean. I don’t know about you, but I don’t look under my family member’s face when I’m talking to them like the way Sam and Dean do with each other.
Dash, it’s not funny. Stop it, dash. Don’t ever make a thing like this, dash.
I just squeed so loud my family looks worried
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
does lydia have encephalitis too